Thursday, March 25, 2010

LIL JOHNNY

So school was two days from ending before summer began and lil johnny
sat in class patiently waiting. 10 minutes before class was about to
let out the teacher
said, I'll pick three of you to answer a question and those who answer
correctly will not have to come to class the next two days of school
and summer will begin today for you. So the kids ask whats the
question? Teacher says, I will say a quote from a famous person and
you will have to tell me who said it. So she proceeded with the first
question. "I HAVE A DREAM" who said that? Lil johnny knew the answer
to this question and began to jump out his seat raising his hand.
Meanwhile the teacher picked a little girl and the girl answered
"Martin Luther King". Yes Crystal you may pack your things and go home
i will see you next year. Next question, I don't want to make money, I
just want to be wonderful. Class who said that. Lil johnny shouts i
do i do jumping up and down putting his hand as high as he can to the
sky. The teacher picks another lil girl, who said that? The little
girl shouts Marilyn Monroe! The teacher reply yes! You can pack your
things. Lil johnny under his breath says, "YALL BITCHES NEED TO SHUT
THE FUCK UP" teacher says, "WHO SAID THAT" lil johnny says Tiger Woods
and runs out of class. LOL

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